The Secret Footballer: Access All Areas

Forgive your enemies, they say.

Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.

In Access All Areas, you''ll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just £25,000, what it''s really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case.

Add to that The Secret Footballer''s no-holds-barred tour of the country''s Premier League clubs - telling us what it''s like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to - and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that''s normally off-limits to the fans.

Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan''s guide to the beautiful game.

I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off...